Jenna's Famous!

Just think, you could be famous, too, if only you were stupid enough to have thousands of dollars (roughly 18 Euro) stolen from your bank account while studying abroad in one of the friendliest, safest countries in the world....

Intrigued? Read on:
If you'd like to hear all about it in vague detail all you have to do is:
1) Learn German
2) Scratch the German you've learned, and learn some valuable Austrian terms/grammatic idiosyncracies
3) Spend the hour it takes to navigate the Die Kleine Zeitung website
----OR-----
Move to the Steiermark, where you can read the paper version (if you choose this last option, you will also have to go back in time, since apparantly, the city burns all issues of that day's paper once midnight strikes..)
4) Turn to page 22 of the Steiermark section and read on, aghast and enthralled at Jenna's tail of wo and despair.
5) Be willing to overlook a couple of journalistic differences between Austria and the USofA; namely, "Privacy" and "Fact"-"Checking"

If you've completed step one, I can also email you a copy of the story.