Hey Hey Christmas!

Merry Christmas!!!!! I know it's late. But it's Christmas, and isn't that the real story here?

For "Christmas"* I got:
1 fake diploma
1 fine diploma holder, which I've since learned is too small for said "diploma"
And the real ringer: 1 University of Wisconsin-Eau Claire alumni pin!
I am a lucky lucky girl.

*Note: By "Christmas" I'm speaking of course of my graduation from college. Christmas is a secret time to be shared among family. No gloating allowed.
Seriously, you should be ashamed.